America, it’s a true story. Sylvester Stallone is against wokeness and won’t permit it on his film set.
According to online sources, Stallone allegedly declared there would be “no woke crap” on the set of his upcoming film.
We checked the author of the original story’s credentials and discovered that he was beyond reproach. As a result, we believe that he is unlikely to post anything that he does not think to be real, at least for the amusement of his devoted followers.
The source appears to be a rumor and unverifiable. Still, the people who qualify—a small group of lefty trolls and some potatoes who don’t know any better—discussed the matter in great detail, and while a sufficient number of them believe it is true, hope it is true, or perhaps even pray it is true, it is highly unlikely that it is. If false, wait.
Patriots, I’m perplexed right now. In any case, you can confidently spread the word about the tale because it has been verified by patriotic Americans who don’t rule out divine intervention when we can’t explain something.
The author is probably full of nonsense, but it doesn’t imply the tale isn’t genuine or that it couldn’t possibly happen, asserts Stallone’s spokesman Joe Barron, covering all the journalistic requirements for an accurate fact-check, according to Buzzfeed.
I’m grateful, Sly. You’re a treasure to the country.
